Thursday, December 30, 2010

A Short Course On The Religions Of The World...Not For The Religiously Spleeny!

                                                                  Core Philosophies:
                                      Not For Religious Types

Taoism: Shit Happens.

Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.

Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before.

Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.

Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?

Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?

Confucianism: Confucius Say, " Shit Happens."

7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays.

Protestantism: Shit Won't Happen If I Work harder.

Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve it.

Jehovah's Witness: Knock Knock, "Shit Happens."

Unitarian: What Is This Shit?

Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again& Again.

Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?

Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Shit.

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Betsy Grant said...

Thanks for another laugh!

Littleironhorse said...

A good friend, who was also my team partner when I was a Youth Care Worker gave me this years ago.

I recently found it and thought it was still funny and well rather appropriate to go along with the seasonal gobbligoop we are subjected to at this time. I figure we are all pretty much in need of a good laugh right about then! Thanks Betty!